Rules of a fresher...

• Essential advice on what not to do as a Fresher if you want to survive the rest of the year!

• Don't refuse to be called fresher (Even if it is your second or third year).

• Don't say you're better than anyone else - that's what old boys do.

• Don't bang on about your achievements back home.

• Don't claim to be a big drinker. You will be called on this!

• Don't say you don't like the taste of snakebite.

• Don't be mistaken, just because you bought us a pint does not mean we are goingto be your friend yet. It takes at least a jug (super fresh excluded).

• Don't pretend you have never been sick due to alcohol. We see that as a challenge to ruin your life.

• Don't pretend you haven't looked for the GUM clinic yet we know you have!

• Don't challenge any old boy to a game of Touch Cup.

• We don't care who your brother or sister was, you still got to build your own reputation.

• female fresher's don't refuse not to have sex with the pres or v.pres - they will make your dreams come true. (or so ive heard!)